hmmm part 2

why are you such a dick? now i'll just stay in and drink red wine

I MISS CARBS

so i have been trying to limit my carb intake for the better part of two weeks now, and aside from a few slip-ups (frozen pizza and chile limon cheetos from 7/11 + like 12 tecates one night,) i feel like i'm doing an okay job. i also haven't drank a diet coke in 5 days which is pretty miraculous considering i usually drink more of it then water. i'm going to try and limit caffeine in general, but it's gonna have to be in phases. smoking has become a bit of a crutch for me during this strict diet, but who needs lungs? so enough about my vacuous summer diet journal.
so i was at work yesterday and this oc housewife was demanding the handicapped fitting room becuase she had a stroller. this sounds reasonable, except for the fact the in her stroller was a dog? anyways somehow she got the room and shortly after that a line began to form of women with strollers containing actual human babies. why are people so fucking weirddd.

HOUSE HARKONNEN

huuhhh so yesterday i saw kick ass. it was alright. entertaining in an in-flight movie sort of way. significantly better than hot tub time machine, however, which was truly abysmal. i have a knack for seeing terrible movies. anyways, so there is this band called grimes whose new album, geidi primes, has been on heavy rotation this week. my thirteen year old self is way into the dune references, and my twenty two year old self is way into the lo-fi stoner pop fuzz, LIKE TOTALLY. i mean it takes guts to make a concept album with titles like "zoal, the face dancer," "caladan," and "shadout mapes."

Feyd Rautha Dark Heart - grimes

TEETH WHITENING

so i've been working full-time for the past few weeks now, and that's new. it hasn't really been that much of a drastic change as i was maybe thinking it would be, the only thing is that i have essentially no free time. this is probably a good thing considering excess free time is what gets me into trouble. i no longer have cable so i have gotten into the habit of watching some strange things, namely king of the hill and old star trek reruns. i'm not ashamed to admit what a nerd i am! anyways, the other day an infomercial caught my attention, and i may have bought a workout dvd from it? i'm actually excited to delve into it though, it's really different from things i have done in the past. KEWL VAPID LIFESTYLEZ , XCUZE ME I GOTTA GO FOCUS ON TEETH WHITENING

neon indian - psychic chasms (brahms remix)

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VITAMIN B12

this opening ceremony model is mine


nite jewel - want you back (phaseone remix)

GAY COPZ

basically gay people are like really weird, right? i was at work today and these two fags come prancing up to the register, clearly throwing some shade/rudeness/catty dumb fag shit my direction. there was some cow who threw her shit on the counter, demanding that someone put it on hold for her while she sorts through each and every item individually giving some spiel about who gives a fuck. anyways a line had began to form so i tried to speed these two horrible queens along. they were those type of gays who dress like what they imagine in their 53-year old heads is how "TEENZ" dress these days. basically they are the fags who wear affliction tee's and true religion jeans. i didn't have time to fold their tacky shit and i will admit i did stuff it into the bag somewhat gruffly, but there was a line! anyways, the old fag with frosted tips rears his stupid face around and gives me a magnificent stank eye. his younger latin boy starts chattering about how shocking this service was, aka me not folding their shit. why is it that 99% of gay men are seriously horrible?

another thing that is weird is gay cops. i'm all for fags stepping out of what jobs society deems appropriate for them, but serving our government as a pig doesn't sit well with me.