hmmm part 2

why are you such a dick? now i'll just stay in and drink red wine

I MISS CARBS

so i have been trying to limit my carb intake for the better part of two weeks now, and aside from a few slip-ups (frozen pizza and chile limon cheetos from 7/11 + like 12 tecates one night,) i feel like i'm doing an okay job. i also haven't drank a diet coke in 5 days which is pretty miraculous considering i usually drink more of it then water. i'm going to try and limit caffeine in general, but it's gonna have to be in phases. smoking has become a bit of a crutch for me during this strict diet, but who needs lungs? so enough about my vacuous summer diet journal.
so i was at work yesterday and this oc housewife was demanding the handicapped fitting room becuase she had a stroller. this sounds reasonable, except for the fact the in her stroller was a dog? anyways somehow she got the room and shortly after that a line began to form of women with strollers containing actual human babies. why are people so fucking weirddd.